ArE yOu An A**hOle?

Do you think you are an a**hole?
well…
read these below, and you will know…

THE BIRTH OF AN A**HOLE.

It all started one day when your parents were drunk and Dad attacked your nearly pass-out mom after she had finished her third glass of white zinfandel. From that auspicious debut, you began your life as a little bad-ass sperm attacking the ovum like it was day-old pizza. Spiting on all the other pansy sperm, you set up a base camp on that egg and spent the next nine months like a goddamn king. You were in warm haze the entire time, eating constantly, never worrying about blind dates, cheating girlfriends, or the female orgasm. In fact, it was so great there in the womb, when you finally got out, you knew you were going to spend the rest of your life trying to get right back in.

THE PUREST FORM OF A**HOLE

Regardless of what kind of sympathetic "nice guy" disease you’re currently trying to purge from your system, you need to remember that you were a complete a**hole when you first shot out of Mom. Think about it: you shit when you wanted to and some chicks would clean it off your diapers. You cried like hell and made sure that nobody could sleep until you got what you wanted. You even puked on poeple who didn’t feed you correctly. You were master of your domain, no nobody was about to f**k with you.
This is why infants are the purest form of a**hole. They understand that everyone is there to serve them, and they don’t give a shit about anything but the next nipple they’re going to suck on.

Ain’t that just true or what?
Think about it…
^^

NOTE : its more for boys though….

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